Biscuit foot

A penguin footed, clumsy, sloppy, rude and sarcastic person.

Girl1- ugh! That bitch was rude.
Girl2- yeah and she walks funny.
Girl1- biscuit footed bitch.

by LinkMaximus October 9, 2014

wookie foot

The physical act of maneuvering a females genitalia over the mandible while the recipient is asleep; female version of a "mushroom stamp": shenanigans.

"Hey Nels, did you know that Jordan wookie footed you while you were asleep last night?" said Kyle.

by Capt. B. Hardon March 20, 2014

Foot Fucker

When a male enjoys having his penis rubbed between another males toes. This is common among white males from Louisiana. When the male is ready to finish, he squirts in a jar and stores it. The dude later rubs the semen over his feet because he enjoys the smell (although no one else does). This gay man has no friends and stalks girls he likes. He has no idea EVERYONE hates him. He thinks he is the shit, but in reality he is retarded.

Tyler ( a Foot Fucker): Hey, can I put my penis between your toes?

Miguel: What the FUCK???? (Punches Tyler in face)

Tyler: Hit me more!!!!!!!!!!

by Eileene Dover July 9, 2011

foot crumbs

little crumbs that get stuck to the bottom of your feet from walking on dirty crumby floors.

kareen: "avigail!!! you got foot crumbs on my bed again, i know you've been standing on it!!!"

by tara cinderella March 16, 2011

foot prisons

A shoe that covers your toes.

I see your back in your flip flops. Yes, I can't stand foot prisons!

by Ashb07 February 25, 2021

Little foot

An elf disguised as a human

Did you see that little foot

by Killer35ray4 December 14, 2016

Brick Foot

A serious congenital medical condition that renders the victim's feet severely heavy, making it impossible for them to sneak, creep, or move quietly in any manner. The condition is usually diagnosed in college students, with stomping down dormitory halls being the easiest symptom to spot.

Jordan: "Is Jenna wearing lead boots?"
Darren: "No, she has Brick Foot you insensitive prick!"

by Sergeant Soup February 14, 2012