Functionista

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.

Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.

by Todd Zerger August 7, 2007

Mudfall Funnel

When someone takes a dump, preferably incredibly sloppy, into a funnel (a funnel similar to the funnel used for chugging alcohol). While the partner chugs the whole thing up in one big gulp.

Dan: Hey Peter. Wright would you bring that luscious booty over this way, i feel like a 'mudfall funnel'.
Peter: Sure thing Daniel. Aston open up your mouth wide. I've been eating chili.
Dan: And don't worry, i'll clean up afterwards with my mouth.

by ihatemimes August 29, 2007

funnel

A device connected to a hose that is used to carry ones urine from the inside, to the outside of my dad's garage.

"Look out man, I gotta use the funnel."

"Don't forget to flush."

by chig June 15, 2004

funna

action: going to get something

"I funna go get some lotion"

by Rooster June 4, 2002

Funna

Combination of fittin and gunna. To speak about completing a task in the future.

I'm funna do my homework tonight

by Kevin December 2, 2003

funnelcake

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.

yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.

by frank valente August 2, 2006

funnel cake

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks

guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake

by champion of friendship July 1, 2011