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Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"
Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
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Destination Fucked 

There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.
Destination Fucked by Povatron November 29, 2018

Destination: Fucked

A woman on the roof, drinking beer and hitting herself, trying to be Tony Hawks and just laying there. A kid pulls the finger, and to the right there is some fire, and finally, a Fat Pig!

Not to be confused with a guy in a tyre rolling down a hill.
well, looks like they're going to Destination: Fucked!
Destination: Fucked by S.Worthwords November 29, 2018

Bummy Fucked 

A word that can be used when you're high af or another word of "you got me fucked up"
Dude I smoked the fattest bowl and now I'm bummy fucked
Bummy Fucked by OmniAPM February 24, 2021

Destination fucked 

A rickety ladder and a few skinny children holding it. While an over weight man tries to go for glory. This may as well be the dictionary definition of destination fucked
“Unfortunately there is an innocent nut-sack being sent to destination fucked right there”

kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner resulting from the recipient's complete lack of decorum
Presenter: And the pussy is entered by the cock and balls
Guy 1: What is this guy thinking?
Guy 2: I don't know but this guys grade is going to get Kentucky Fucked by the professor
kentucky fucked by PsionicDucks April 18, 2020

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty