earlobes

A way of showing affection. dont ask how it came about.

Julie was touching my earlobes earlier today! I think she likes me!

by SPARECHICKEN April 19, 2018

earload

An earful, or blast, of loud sound or music being heard. An earload can also be used to talk sarcastically or used if something was not of interest.

That wasn't the best speech. What an earload!

by Sam ELMO POWER. April 28, 2021

packing up early

a ticket to board a 500 hour lecture with your teacher.a pass to hell. a ticket to die.

me packs up without being told
teacher: i never told you to pack up did i? why are you packing up early we still have 34.45335 seconds until the bell???

by idkyimhere February 17, 2019

Earl Flynt

Act or motion of raising ones right arm and hand. Hand and arm are raised up and down together in fluid movement with palm flat at a perpendicular angle to the ground.

I saw my dog round the corner, so I says to em YO HOMIE while throwing the Earl Flynt.

by The Mac-Grizzy May 2, 2006

Early Log Smokes the Log

A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!

-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!

by WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW78 March 10, 2010

Christmas Came early

The act of unleashing the demon from Taco Bell out of you anus and filling the toilet to the brim with poop without flushing and leaving it for the next unwilling victim

“hey Joe Christmas came early in the bathroom!”

by Urination Nation May 23, 2018

They say she sips her earl grey

life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose

a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...

by wiz77 November 2, 2010