ex-zaza-huasted

being eppy off the zaza

dont wake up jared he’s ex-zaza-huasted.

by @Pookiewookie<3 September 6, 2023

ex named francisco

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.

friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?

friend: let me take you to therapy!

by a traumatised ex January 3, 2024

Ex talking stage

An ex talking stage is someone you used to talk to romantically but not in a relationship

My ex talking stage tried to reach out to me

by Coolduckymomo March 4, 2024

Ex-Mrs. Brady

Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...

Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.

by thmill December 2, 2024

ex as curly

meaning exactly but spelled so bad not even autocorrect can save you

“bro i do not like her, shes such a bitch”
“ex as curly”
“what.”

by dollisa February 4, 2025