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drunk as a skunk 

To get really, really, really shitfaced
Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night
drunk as a skunk by XARDSX August 14, 2016
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drunk driving

see Senatoer Edward M. Kennedy (AKA Ted)
Ted Kennedy was drunk driving when Mary Jo Kopechne drown after a party on Chappaquiddick Island.

His son U.S. Representative Patrick J. Kennedy has fallen close to the tree as well; see the May 2006 Capitol Hill accident.

drunk call girl/drunk dial girl 

Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.
My drunk call girl is the bitch who broke my heart.

drunk slut 

is someone who likes to cheat on her boyfriends with other guys.
drunk slut by BC Troll October 24, 2003

Drunk call 

The act of calling someone when you are lonely and drunk. An act usually performed by drunk guys alone at the bar with nothing else to do but call others, so as to prove that they actually get out and try to convince the other that they actually have a life when they do not.
Drunk caller: Hey what's up, I'm here at this bar having a great time there are women everywhere!

Innocent married call taker: Dude what the fuck! You woke us up. Get a life
Drunk call by pandn May 10, 2010

drunk eyes 

When a person (usually a girl) consumes an amount of alcohol sufficient to reflect intoxication in their eyes. Usually evidenced by seductive stares or photo evidence.
"That girl is totally giving me drunk eyes at the bar." OR "Wow- so-and-so looks wasted in that picture."
drunk eyes by Immyic535 February 17, 2009