diarrhe-mail

A repeated deluge of correspondence (usually unimportant) sent via e-mail by someone who cannot control the urge to burden associates with information they improperly deem important.

Baron: "Damn! Eddie Munster is wearing me out with his diarrhe-mail. That's the fifth piece of crap he's sent in the last half-hour."

by ernest.smith February 28, 2011

diarrhea of the keypad

a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text

A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!

B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.

by Aunto December 29, 2011

diarrheaitis

When you eat something that is so devilishly good and know that you will get diarrhea after, followed by a nice powerful nap.

Oh man that BBQ was great. I feel the diarrheaitis coming.

by SoCalKAt March 24, 2012

Diarrhadar

The ability to detect and track the progress of diarrhea in your body; the warning your body gives you before you muddy your underoos

Danielle sat alone on the park bench, crestfallen. Earlier that day she had failed to check her diarrhadar while standing in line at Hardees Big Boy, and caca'd all down the backside of her favorite kulats.

by Ph.D(iarrhea) April 18, 2013

Diarrhea nips

The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Diarrhea

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

I got diarrhea

by A.S.Swipe December 23, 2017

Diarrhea-Faced

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs

Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced

by SynysterZV April 15, 2019