With everyone lacking time for anything outside of work resembling an actual social life many take what’s called a powerdate. Not unsimilar to a power nap the power date takes a traditional date and compounds into one short sweet but unfulfilling chance to get to minimally spend time with someone.
hey Jess what are you doing for lunch? I’m not taking a lunch I have a brief I have to get through and fit in a ten minute power date with Paul before my scheduled panic attack at 1.
by Kpepper September 28, 2018
Get the Power date mug.Ever seen the movie wrong turn?? or hills have eyes?? where freaky deformed cousin fuckin hillbillies pop outta no where and fuck peoples lives up, Well if you have welcome to Daisetta Texas.. Fregia's freely fuck their cousins, moms, sisters, brothers, dads, grandparents, and other related folk. In Daisetta Texas open racism is a common thing and highly supported. If you aint dippin or smoking than something is your with you, and hey whats wrong with some meth?? right?
Your sadly outta place without your beat ass old chevy truck, your cowboy boots, cowboy hat, Belt buckle from a Bull riding competition you were in when you were 4 and of course your can of skull or chew. oh and if your significant other doesnt have a black eye or missing a tooth from domestic abuse than you are sadly not accepted into there freak ass community. Be very wary of the Sink Hole, the radiation from it will have you fucking your nearest relative in no time flat. If you ever find yourself in a brightly lighted or very dark place and hear "The Call of The Fregia" (A shriek of Kin lust and flesh hunger) do not fight, just turn and run as fast as your ass can move, cause DAISETTA HAS EYES!!!
If i could say 4 things about Daisetta it will be the following:
1: Fregia, Nugent, Ninja Taylor
2: Daisetta has eyes
3: RJ's is the only safe place to eat
4: Niggers are no where to be seen.
Your sadly outta place without your beat ass old chevy truck, your cowboy boots, cowboy hat, Belt buckle from a Bull riding competition you were in when you were 4 and of course your can of skull or chew. oh and if your significant other doesnt have a black eye or missing a tooth from domestic abuse than you are sadly not accepted into there freak ass community. Be very wary of the Sink Hole, the radiation from it will have you fucking your nearest relative in no time flat. If you ever find yourself in a brightly lighted or very dark place and hear "The Call of The Fregia" (A shriek of Kin lust and flesh hunger) do not fight, just turn and run as fast as your ass can move, cause DAISETTA HAS EYES!!!
If i could say 4 things about Daisetta it will be the following:
1: Fregia, Nugent, Ninja Taylor
2: Daisetta has eyes
3: RJ's is the only safe place to eat
4: Niggers are no where to be seen.
Person A: Hey wanna go to Daisetta Texas? Person B: Dude id rather stick my dick in a meat grinder.
Daisetta Texas Resident 1: ay Sally will you blow me?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: sure brother
Daisetta Texas Resident 1: Hey mama could i play with your titties?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: son, does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
Daisetta Texas' town motto: Old enough to bleed, Old enough to breed. If there is grass on the field, Play Ball!
Daisetta Texas Resident 1: ay Sally will you blow me?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: sure brother
Daisetta Texas Resident 1: Hey mama could i play with your titties?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: son, does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
Daisetta Texas' town motto: Old enough to bleed, Old enough to breed. If there is grass on the field, Play Ball!
by DearUncleBo June 22, 2011
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by Delicious Nuggets March 21, 2009
Get the Man Date mug.The date when she finally lets you visit her punany.
Usually around the third date, if she still doesn't let you - dump her.
Usually around the third date, if she still doesn't let you - dump her.
We finally got to the golden date, and now she can hardly walk...
Third date but not golden, I think i'm gonna dump the biach...
Third date but not golden, I think i'm gonna dump the biach...
by Pingu is crazy September 11, 2005
Get the Golden Date mug.A concept designed to connect those who are in relationships at a distance. This usually consist of calling each other to start the movie at the exact same time, making sure every word in the movie is synonymous, and staying on the phone for the full length of the movie in order to get the experience as if your loved one was right beside you.
B and J may have watched "Imagine Me & You" over the phone for their first movie date. Or "Would you like to watch 'Feast of Love' on a movie date?"
by jegjkd August 12, 2008
Get the Movie Date mug.A daisy chain is a line of people joined end to end (or front to back) in sexual union. The Roman Emperor Tiberius (14-37 AD) was a big fan of the practice and frequently incorporated it in his public orgies. The number of participants in these affairs is sketchy, but a reasonable estimate is about thirty or so
George: Hey Jolene, want to get the group together and try a Daisy Chain?
Jolene: what's a Daisey Chain?
George: like an orgy, but all of us are connected.
Jolene: what's a Daisey Chain?
George: like an orgy, but all of us are connected.
by H. Heroine March 21, 2017
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