crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

Crappeidt

1. The Worst room in a house

2. Emma's way of saying crappy, Crappiest, Ect.

Jim Bob: This room is the crappeidt ever

Rollins: This food is really crappeidt

by Coleniuk69 August 10, 2010

Crapplecakes

A better way of saying, "crap." It also reminds one of apple cobbler instead of the impolite term.

Holy crapplecakes, I just won the lottery!

by CheeriosRGood February 18, 2011

crappers!

When something doesn't go your way.

OH NO I DIED CRAPPERS!

by Xbmxer4li4eX April 1, 2011

crappacino

the disgusting free coffee that is served at your place of employment that looks like & has the consistency of dirty motor oil.

I'm headed to the coffee station for a crappacino, anyone want to join me?

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crapas

Tapas that tastes like shit.

lee: "hows the tapas toby?"

toby: "fuck this aint tapas u dick...crapas more like"

lee: "unlucky..."

by blotuk June 30, 2011