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Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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The Corona Ebola

You get sick and become the guy in the movie "It" which dies in it yes dies cause big bad Ebola Corona
by Ernest_Exabyte January 28, 2021
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corona effect

corona effect is a effect that happens when you've been at home for too long. corona effect makes you really bored and you begin to text people you thought you would never talk to. DONT get corona effect. you will regret making old friends and never talk to them again. go play roblox or sum.
damn, i think i got corona effect *eats hand sanitizer*
by chimckennuggiesrule April 20, 2020
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corona cry

A cry/sob/single tear that was produced by anxiety over the coronavirus, quarantine, and its effects
When I found out that I wouldn’t be able to see my friends for a month, I had a good corona cry.
by whateverlol March 15, 2020
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Corona

When you butt hurt from the tip and she likes getting hit
Ope I got Corona now
by No thing chicken wing December 6, 2020
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Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 13, 2020
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corona

a murderous but addictive worldwide toilet paper snagging felon
wow pony that corona virus is really wakey
by tahoe_cop March 16, 2020
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