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Roscoe Conkling

One of the most corrupt and powerful republican politicians during the Gilded Age; he was infamous for his use of the spoils system, patronage, and graft, and was hated by political opponents for his haughty way of acting. Strangely enough, despite all this he was very Progressive, and actively supported Civil Rights.
That Roscoe Conkling guy was bad and all but he supported Civil Rights so he couldn't have been too bad
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keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)
Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"
by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025
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Dominic Conley

Dominic Conley is a young male who claims to be 6 feet tall (he’s 5’11) and he enjoys football and touching his private parts.

He has curly brown hair that is not properly taken care of and his Best friend (who is actually above 6’0) wrecks him in everything the do. Dominic has a heightened fear of women as they typically reject him for his skinny immature status.

Dominic is a funny kid but unfortunately that doesn’t assist him in getting the ladies. He has a pornography addiction as well as a gaming addiction and he enjoys watching anime in his room
Dominic Conley is a tight end on the football team.
by Mysterious muffin December 23, 2025
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Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.
Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.
by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024
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2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts
Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle
by anonymous February 13, 2025
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Ms. Conleys class

A class full of boring information that we are not going to have to use anytime in our life. Especially Antigone. No one likes this class.
Ms. Conley "I am better then anyone hear and because i can do all this work hecka fast you should to!! everyone should love Ms. Conleys class!"
by wiefhwioehfw ifhwiefh May 17, 2021
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