comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning

Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"

by last-call August 20, 2011

tool company

The next level of being a tool. More than being a power tool, tool shed, tool box, and any other kinds of tool you can think of.

Andrew is a power tool.
Not as much as Patrick who is being a tool company.

by alex bowdine February 8, 2009

Combat Jerk

The act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.

Conor, Dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me...

by combat jerk master January 12, 2011

compatittarius

The one zodiac thats compatible with every zodiac sign

"Compatittarius, and my name is larry"

by dlanigersirrom December 4, 2018

Cassy Compatible

A term used to describe a man that Cassy would be “compatible with”.

Oh man, did you see that boofy lookin’ dude? He’s Cassy Compatible as fuuuuck.

by lookoonoo September 13, 2018

comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

by troyfoley July 25, 2007