Putting the “pussy on the chain wax” was initially popularized by Key and Peele, and yada, yada… Look. There are some rumors that the phrased preexisted the famous comedic sketch of the two comics, but if we were to seriously argue if that’s true and where it came from, we would be putting the pussy on the chain wax.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
-How did Keegan Michael Key lost his job and his girlfriend at the same day in that one Key and Peele sketch?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
by Endernity March 8, 2017
Get the pussy on the chain wax mug.The act of a woman menstruating on her partner. The woman will typically cop a squat over her partners chest during a heavy period of her menstruation cycle. The woman proceeds to drip bloody mess all over her partner. The act is comparable to a pearl necklace, except the woman is enabled to achieve a money shot.
As with all sexual deviancies, there are different variations to the ruby chain.
Some men allow the droplets of vaginal filth to dry and harden on their chests. After the blood has solidified, a man will occasionally eat the remnants of the ruby chain. This act has been nicknamed “Vamping,” “Feedin’ on a Fetus“, or “The Candy Necklace”.
For men with foot fetishes a woman will not unload on her partners chest, she will instead stain his feet. This process is called “The Ruby Slippers“ .
WARNING: This act should not be engaged in by those who are squeamish at the sight of blood, vegetarians, or by people who possess any shred of morals whatsoever. As a guideline, this act should be experienced between partners who know each others limitations, and are aware if their female partner’s gooch smells like shit or not. For it is well known that once skin has come into contact with the smell of rotten period sauce, it is near fukin’ impossible to remove.
As with all sexual deviancies, there are different variations to the ruby chain.
Some men allow the droplets of vaginal filth to dry and harden on their chests. After the blood has solidified, a man will occasionally eat the remnants of the ruby chain. This act has been nicknamed “Vamping,” “Feedin’ on a Fetus“, or “The Candy Necklace”.
For men with foot fetishes a woman will not unload on her partners chest, she will instead stain his feet. This process is called “The Ruby Slippers“ .
WARNING: This act should not be engaged in by those who are squeamish at the sight of blood, vegetarians, or by people who possess any shred of morals whatsoever. As a guideline, this act should be experienced between partners who know each others limitations, and are aware if their female partner’s gooch smells like shit or not. For it is well known that once skin has come into contact with the smell of rotten period sauce, it is near fukin’ impossible to remove.
"Damn that bitch made me wear the ruby chain!!!"
"Oh boy, it feels so good when the ruby chain goes drip drip drip!!!"
"Oh boy, it feels so good when the ruby chain goes drip drip drip!!!"
by nasties April 3, 2008
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When you force a girl to marry you, then instead of wedding bells at the wedding you hear whips and chains. You then chain the bride naked to a cross and sexually whip the shit out of her, followed by a projectile cum-shot to her left eye.
by TheClubPenguinOG August 9, 2015
Get the Putting pussy on the chain mug.When you and someone else, preferably a fried agree on something or say something at the same time and then perform this sequence in awesomeness. Or when something great happens.
1.To "pound it" you must punch each others fist together.
2.To "lock it", you twist your fists in opposite directions signifying the "locking".
3. Then to "chain it", you slide your wrists towards each other.
4. Then EXPLOSION is done by moving your hands away from each other with open hands quickly and saying "explosion"
5. Finally, right after the explosion, you wiggle the fingers on both of your hands pointed at the other person like you are doing a magical spell on them.
1.To "pound it" you must punch each others fist together.
2.To "lock it", you twist your fists in opposite directions signifying the "locking".
3. Then to "chain it", you slide your wrists towards each other.
4. Then EXPLOSION is done by moving your hands away from each other with open hands quickly and saying "explosion"
5. Finally, right after the explosion, you wiggle the fingers on both of your hands pointed at the other person like you are doing a magical spell on them.
Ex)pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers*
Brian: I JUST WON THE MARATHON!!!!
Ryan: NICE!! POUND IT!
Brian: LOCK IT!
Ryan:Chain it!
Together:EXPLOSION!
*wizard fingers*
Brian: I JUST WON THE MARATHON!!!!
Ryan: NICE!! POUND IT!
Brian: LOCK IT!
Ryan:Chain it!
Together:EXPLOSION!
*wizard fingers*
by Fenno July 2, 2007
Get the pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers* mug.by Cancer McGee September 20, 2016
Get the Rock My Chain mug.Crackah1: Where's the hell is Toby?
Crackah2: He's off the chain, hell, he's off the plantation and probably half way up the Underground Railroad.
Crackah2: He's off the chain, hell, he's off the plantation and probably half way up the Underground Railroad.
by Crackah1 May 13, 2005
Get the off the chain mug.an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.
When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.
by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009
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