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Cunt

A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.
The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.

The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.
by abetterfriendthankelly October 28, 2015
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Lip-like vertical structure found on the female human body, located approximately 6 inches below the navel and just forward of the anus. Known to provide limitless cash, nice cars and beautiful home for bearer if kept clean and used correctly.

also: owner of item described above
by BobbyGee57 May 21, 2017
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Cunt

A usually derogatory term, unless you are in Australia. If you live in Australia it's fair game to say at will. (Don't blame me if you get slapped or worse)
Josh: Hey mate
Me: Eh wot the cunt do ye want?
by RandomInternetKid March 2, 2017
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A gentleman of a mobile nature, usually found driving a 'LORRY' and delivering building materials along with other 'cunts'
Sorry I'm late for work, Mister Boss, but I got stuck behind this slow CUNT
by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019
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Word to describe a person if they go out their way to piss other people off
by EveryoneYouveMet February 17, 2014
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CUNT

Acronym

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact.

Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.
Example 1:
What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up!

Example 2:
Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to.
Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station.
Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man.
Astronaut: CUNT
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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The word cunt is a dirty vagina, which clearly needs to be cleaned. Dirty vaginas are owned by whores who sleep around with other guys and attract STD's such as HIV/AIDS, herpes, hepatitis, gonorreah, etc.
Also
Cunt is what the guy wants to get at when having sex with a women, or otherwise known as the pussy
That girls got a cunt from sleeping with other guys
I hit that last night, the cunt was amazing! pussy dick ass sex aids herpes vagina orgasm
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