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Ghost Caught on Tape

The scariest video on Youtube. It shows a dark room with a giant rocking chair in the middle of it before being interrupted by Regan McNiel from The Exorcist.
NEVER watch Ghost Caught on Tape. You will have nightmares permanently.
by zoombcake March 27, 2021
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fuck yo couch!

Fuck yo couch!!- Comes from Chappelle show--use as an insult, or...just shout it randomly!
by Skittles!! June 5, 2005
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Caught off Hard

1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.

2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.
Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*

*next day*

Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...
by AHS-Buddies December 30, 2012
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Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.
"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013
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Couch Drunk

The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.

The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.

-MC
-BRONX
"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"

"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
by TCPcouchdrunkcrew August 31, 2011
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couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life
by Dubiks December 31, 2018
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Couch Tour

A couch tour is when you and a group of friends watch, or stream, a live concert from the comfort of your home on the couch. This generally applies for Jam Bands like Phish, The Grateful Dead, Dead and Company, Disco Biscuits, Lotus etc.
Host: Hey guys! The Phish show is streaming tonight, who is coming over to couch tour?!
Friend 1: Of course I'll couch tour with you! You have a decent stream link?
Host: Would I be a true fan if I didn't?
by Dead Phish Fan June 15, 2018
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