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convent of the sacred heart

a school located in greenwich, ct where the vast majority of the student body can actually spell, unlike certain students from other fairchester schools who gloat about how "their schools the bestz!" we also know enough not to embarrass ourselves or our school over the internet by writing paragraph long run-on sentences declaring how smart, hot, and fun we think we all are. instead, we are a nice, friendly, and overall intelligent group of girls who will go on to attend good colleges. even though sacred heart is located in greenwich we have a geographically diverse student body, and we are not horribly snobby either. if we spent all of our time fooling ourselves into thinking that we are god's gift to mankind, then we would not be as successful as we are.
"why don't you ever have free time? you're always so busy with school, clubs, and sports. come waste eons of time with us!"

"i can't...i go to convent of the sacred heart."
by nesselrode March 15, 2009
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Wet T-shirt contest

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014
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dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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Convent girl

• noun

A top-level hoe who attends St. Joseph's convent, San Fernando. The average convent girl has 10-12 niggas and enjoys such pastimes as sucking dick and hanging around lots of naps/pres/benedicts men. If you spot a convent girl, immediately call this hotline: 1800-HOE-BGON
Convent girls can usually be spotted by their once white (now brown) school shoes, and their after school grime and stank.
That convent girl smells really bad. It's probably her post-school funk.
by Suck my coco December 6, 2016
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Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.
by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006
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cuntent

This occurs when a guy has a gf/chick friend whose nether region satisfies a man to the point where he only needs that one.
I've been with this girl for like a month now but I'm totally cuntent with her because the sex is that amazing.
by mastecon421 July 29, 2011
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wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.
by hitler July 8, 2003
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