cat

some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup

cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard*
Human: FUCK

cat by BurnedEggs September 2, 2019

cat

a small but very stupid animal that always needs to be cleaned after and needs constant attentoin needs to be fixed ar else this animal is to loud

this cat need die

cat by vjwfhvbpeufiwgtrnefkvlq'ngrjwk September 9, 2019

Cat

A fuzzy little asshole that plays piano.

Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.

Cat by thatoneslutthott September 24, 2019

Cat

The BEST animal to own.

I love my cat

Cat by OogieBoogietree October 1, 2019

Cat

A fat, lazy and selfish creature that eats and sleeps day in day out

Cats are lazy

Cat by Small dog October 5, 2019

Cat

Shane Dawson fucks this

Feel bad for the cat

Cat by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Cat

A dumb mother fucker who will always stay by and never ditch you.
(As long as you have food)

Hey hows your cat?
Hungry

Cat by My cat ate my nan October 15, 2019