cat

some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup

cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard*
Human: FUCK

by BurnedEggs September 03, 2019

zdrfvhujm

Congrats!, you just make an M with you’re keyboard! now you should probably get back to whatever you were doing like, say, homework

Person: uhhh I’m so bored
Person types zdrfvhujm on keyboard

Person: hey that looks like an M

by BurnedEggs August 08, 2021

G-FUEL

A juice/energy drink sent down from heaven itself and was handcrafted by god himself

Felix: *drinks G-FUEL*
Also Felix: *makes giant Sweden meatball*

by BurnedEggs September 10, 2019

Waffles

An ancient piece of art created by a donkey named Donkey in the masterpiece called Shrek

Do you want some waffles?

by BurnedEggs July 01, 2019