falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.

"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"

falafel blumpkin by Urban Dictionary September 7, 2007

brother blumpkin 

A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.

Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.

brother blumpkin by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004

atomic blumpkin 

when you're getting a blumpkin and the receiver vomits all ove the top of the head of the giver, thus giving the receiver a complete release of the body from every possible orifice, vomitus, feces, and ejaculate and urine if the receiver is especially talented!

Chad puked all over the top of bret's head while she was giving him a blumpkin. It was the most compete release any human has ever experienced, despite the mess on top of her head and the extensive cleanup, i love atomic blumpkins!

atomic blumpkin by fist698 April 8, 2010

Golden Backwards Blumpkin 

When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB

Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.

Golden Backwards Blumpkin by GBBeaver December 8, 2009

Golden Blumpkin 360 

A golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.

I almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order, and would not spin.

Golden Blumpkin 360 by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008

female blumpkin

The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.

Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.

female blumpkin by andybuchanan1 December 20, 2008

frosted dunkin' blumpkin

While receiving a blumpkin, right when the man is about to ejaculate, he stands up, dunks the woman's head into the toilet water, jizzes on her back and then proceeds to give her a shit swirlie.

I tried to order a frosted dunkin' blumpkin from the girl at the donut shop yesterday, but they didn't have a public bathroom.

frosted dunkin' blumpkin by cheezdogg33 June 29, 2009