Weiner bandit  

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

Weiner bandit by tha J W January 27, 2009

arse bandit 

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.

Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.

arse bandit by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Homo Bandit

A person who vandalizes people's possessions by drawing genitals on them.

Homo Bandit - Dick is such a homo bandit he constantly draws pictures of dicks in John's history notebook

Homo Bandit by Homo Bandit June 8, 2015

bathhouse bandit 

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.

"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"

bathhouse bandit by D. Gould January 11, 2006

dookey chute bandit 

A man who, after walking by a woman, can't help but check out the booty. This dysfunction is most often found in the black male.

Fisayo, nigga you stay looking at ass...such a dookey chute bandit!

dookey chute bandit by MauMau4 February 14, 2008

Backdoor Bandit

1)someone who will come up from behind you, trip you off your feet and proceed to rape you up the ass
2) Someone who will take everything you own out of your backdoor while your away on hoildays, most likely a friend or family memember
3) Used to make fun of friends

1) "Marc is a backdoor bandit, He got Sally twice last weeK"
2) "My fucking T.V. is gone.... Fucking Backdoor Bandits
3) "Karl, your dumb as shit, you fucking Backdoor Bandit"

Backdoor Bandit by Torrance Dodge August 28, 2005

Feline Ass Bandit 

(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.

(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'

(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.

(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.

Feline Ass Bandit by aspieGODDESS November 11, 2008