toothless bandit

A term used to describe the vagina as disgusting and unwanted

Jack: Dude, I heard u slept with Katie on Friday.

Andrew: Nah dude, it was going to happen but she has a freaking toothless bandit.

by Jonas Swenson March 11, 2008

Beat the bandit

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.

Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"

by bret1020393 August 25, 2011

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006

Lip Bandit

A male who is a slut when it comes to kissing mutiple girls within weeks of each other.

That guy is such a lip bandit!

by Annji December 16, 2005

1* bandit

Used on forums to describe people who give posters a single star rating on msg forums.

Started bt Elitros Calimah in the SWG forums.

OMG I've been 1*d by teh 1* bandit

by Mike February 25, 2005

ass bandit

An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.

Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

booty-bandit

1. A man who is a homosexual.

"Yo i just say Jon's gay porn movie and that fool is a booty bandit."

by ATM January 19, 2005