Albert

He is the most GAY person in the universe. He likes guys and allways will

Girl:”Albert, will u go out with me?”
Albert:”No, I’m into guys”
Girl:”ok! I just didn’t have a bf so I asked you.”

by YUDoT February 23, 2019

Alberta

her nickname is berta. you love her. she is a grouchy ugly potato. she loves AC/DC. hunting and she LOVES tacos! ;-; she has no feelings and hates people... -.- but you still love her. she has a dog. and you need to buy her a taco. that would be cool. and black is her happy colour .-.

alberta hates everyone. leave berta alone. you should give berta a taco. ;-;

by tacos ;-; July 31, 2016

alberth

the umpalumpa kid no one likes, also he has a very smal penis

isnt that alberth?

yeah i hate him so much!

by the asians class May 29, 2009

Albertan

Racist assholes with the highest sense of entitlement you could imagine

"I think it's absolutely intolerant of them to tell us how to change our lives and our people. She should go back to her country and try to make her country better."
J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.

by Never_too_late October 22, 2019

provost alberta

gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.

"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"

"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."

by holefuck969 July 13, 2017

Royal Albert Hall

1. When a man enters a room playing an instrument (which he must be able to play well) whilst completely naked and with the instrument positioned as to bring the genitalia into prominence. This is best accomplished playing something by The Who.

2. A song by Cream.

I heard Babba O'Reilly, so I turned around just to see my brother Royal Albert Hall me. Thanks Ian.

by abuskeletor October 7, 2010

Albert

A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.

Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.

by Jacobsenj11 February 10, 2018