accord

Gay ass car that young punks who can't afford a real car drive.

Look at that fag in the accord.

by anon April 8, 2005

accokeek academy

accokeek academy is a very high school.

accokeek academy is a very annoying school... PERIODT

by detentiongal April 2, 2019

accord

A pathetic "sporty" car that some idiotic "Mr. Opportunity" tries to brainwash you into buying. Frequently chosen by ricers and idiots that are STILL brainwashed into thinking American cars are unreliable. Also, they try to make you think it is sporty. Honda is probably the most far from sporty car in existence.

Accord Driver: This car sure is sporty! I like my spoilers I put on the back, they make it so much better.

Mustang Driver: *accelerates*

Accord Driver: Wow, that thing is fast. I like my boring car though.

Mustang Driver: *waves out rear-view mirror*

by Mr. Opportunity October 20, 2007

accordion

The accordion is a sexual act in which someone receiving oral sex pulls out the ears of the person giving them oral sex, then hits the giver in the side of the face with open-handed slaps. The hand motion is very similar to the one used to play the accordion.

I don't like all the vallenato music Sandra listens to, but I do like playing the accordion on her when she goes down on me.

by MikeM42 September 2, 2010

Accountant

easy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.

Dan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow.

Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something.

Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!!

Tim: Oh. That explains it.

by Shanaynayinyoface December 18, 2011

accordian

attributable to

accordian to Beverley, Jef is mad.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

accordingtome

a dude named Barry Archibald that is written on a coat

Accordingtome walked to me.

by Evan Myers April 28, 2005