Yard Ape

A man who brings out his dominant rage on the world by playing sports, drinking beers with the fellows, sratching himself when ever he wants and enjoying a good cigar!!!

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Those yard apes love to play flag football, softball, darts, horseshoes, basketball, surfing and drink beers every Tuesday night!!

by Mr. Cat05 September 6, 2009

runnin like a striped ass ape

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

by snj8594 April 24, 2010

vape ape

An enthhsiastic user of electronic cigarettes, smugly asserting moral and aesthetic superiority over traditional tobacco smokers. Vape Apes are often gripped by a fervor for getting friends and co-workers to make the switch to e-cigarettes, citing perceived advantages of its "safer, more pure" delivery system of nicotene to the body.

"Hey dude, put down your Marlboroughs and try this....it's chocolate banana flavored."

"Get that thing out of my face, Vape Ape!"

by Brainulo January 14, 2014

Boosted Ape

someone who is bad and acts like a monkey at league of legends

Larry is a boosted ape

by DatJuanDerp April 11, 2019

New Hampshire Ape Fest

When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.

Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?

Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.

Lad 1: What did they do to her?

Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.

Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11

by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018

Clock in, Ape out

The variation of a Netflix and Chill, where one will come over to the other's house for only pleasure and no strings attached. It is usually associated with someone getting into a relationship only to keep the other one around for pleasure (sex). These relationships are mostly short-termed.

A: Did you clock in last night?
B: Ya broo, another clock in, ape out at her place.

by Silence2772 January 5, 2018

snow ape

red headed towely type fuck.

The snow ape wants to get high again.

by hugh chardon April 27, 2006