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1. A person of great talent, ability, or brilliance who fails to realize any possible potential because of fear, laziness, indifference, or self-destructive tendencies.
My brother really could have been the next Bob Dylan, but he still lives in Mom and Dad's basement giving kids guitar lessons part-time. He turned out to be just another chickenshit genius.
by Brainulo April 08, 2009

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An enthhsiastic user of electronic cigarettes, smugly asserting moral and aesthetic superiority over traditional tobacco smokers. Vape Apes are often gripped by a fervor for getting friends and co-workers to make the switch to e-cigarettes, citing perceived advantages of its "safer, more pure" delivery system of nicotene to the body.
"Hey dude, put down your Marlboroughs and try this....it's chocolate banana flavored."

"Get that thing out of my face, Vape Ape!"
by Brainulo January 12, 2014

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