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Alabama Family Tree

A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.
He has such a diverse background, almost like the opposite of an Alabama family tree
by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017
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Alabama Blue Lips

Slang for an extreamly black person, so black that there lips seem blue. Also implying that the majority of Blacks reside in Alabama.
Said to a dark man: Allright Mr. Alabama blue lips, calm down its just chicken
by The Real Sweetlou October 13, 2008
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Alabama Raindrop

When you ejaculate in a womens left nostril and smack her in the back of the head until she coughs it up.
Man 1: Yo bro, my girl isn't enjoying sex anymore.
Man 2: Well what kind of method are you using?
Man 1: I tried the Cleveland Steamer, the Cincinnati Bowtie,
but nothing is fun for her.
Man 1: Try the Alabama Raindrop, she will never expect what is
coming.
by Da Boi Roy and J-Rose March 15, 2008
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alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois
by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005
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Alabama Bear Claw

The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.
John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010
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Alabama Erection

When you get an erection about a member of your family. The Alabama Erection originates from Alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. Sickos...
Mother: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Son (in a sheepish manner): Its an Alabama erection.

**Pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate**
by Dannance January 12, 2011
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Alabibzubbi

This term Ala-bieb-zoobee (or alabib zobbi)is a proud Maltese slang for "I don't care'. It is widely used in Malta and is virtually not considered a swear word anymore.
Mom: "Timmy, honey go wash the dishes dear."
Timmy "Mom, frankly, alabibzubbi!"
Mom "WHAT?!"
by Bicep_craze_forever September 15, 2008
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