A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
by CorriCoral June 20, 2020
"I walked into my friends house and saw a Alabama Family Reunion, his sister was all up inside him."
by nopants_bobit October 14, 2011
When you and the rest of your family gather together on a nice country night and proceed with a loud and proud family orgy.
by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019
A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.
by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017
When you, your cousins, and all your uncle's,(they are all men) all finish in the mash taters and your sisters, your girl cousins, and your mom get pregnant. (The only twist here is that your sisters, cousins and your mom are all 5 years old.
Oh my Lord I can't wait to go to cousin Candace's birthday party, I heard they are gonna have an Alabama Family Reunion!
by ducky0nqu4ck May 1, 2022
A family reunion in which cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandparents deliberately sneak off after dinner. This usually results in a pregnancy, however the two family members do not deny it is their baby. They proudly get married and have the baby, while everyone is completely informed that the two parents are cousins.
Well me and my cousin Paul were always really close, it wasn't until the Alabama Family reunion that we decided to go all the way, now look at us, married and having kids.
by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017
by Hoophy October 26, 2011