drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.

so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.

by DNASt1st November 29, 2013

fudge overboard

When you have to shit and can't find a bath room on the cruise ship so you do your business overboard.

I had to take a crap but couldn't find the bath room on the ship so I just did fudge overboard.

by Tmy February 4, 2015

Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015

Fudge nuts

Shitty balls

Omg dude he had fudge nuts last night.

by Fudgenut December 10, 2016

fudge popsicle

when you're performing anal sex and your penis is covered in feces.

Mark didnt use an enema so he gave me a fudge popsicle, the fuckin' asshole.

by jared, 19 July 11, 2019

fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay

DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?

by mackwackery July 17, 2019

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019