lard tard 

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

lard tard by PMax January 11, 2009

meth tard 

N. Person whose relationship (of any kind) to meth directly results in mind-numbingly stupid or tard-like behavior; an otherwise seemingly capable person whose use of meth reduces them to near unimaginable levels of mental incapication and social dysfunction; someone whose desire to produce and deal meth takes them into uncharted territories of uncoordinated and potentially dangerous recklessness.

Power was out all over town when a meth tard driving his portable meth lab ran smack into a sub-station while trying to out run the police and light his pipe at the same time.

meth tard by Truman Starr September 10, 2005

R-tard 

A retard. Used by Stan on Make Love, Not Warcraft.

Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?

Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.

R-tard by krazykushluk March 6, 2007

book of tard 

A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.

When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.

book of tard by benthrer March 23, 2008

/pol/tard 

A user of the 4chan board 'politically incorrect,' which was initially created as a containment board for far-right extremist users. /pol/ tards are know to derail any and all threads with BBC white coping memes, Jewish overlord conspiracy theories and general political trolling. They are easy to spot in other threads/forms because of their weak baiting attempts, and are generally loathed by the majority of anons.

Anon 1: Can Americans explain to me how bacteria is Life on Mars but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth?
Anon 2: Gtfo /pol/tard. The thread has nothing to do with abortion.

/pol/tard by jiffygif September 9, 2020

hoe-tard 

A female who is both a hoe and slightly retarded

B: Omg did you see Paris Hilton's sex tape?
A: I know she is a total (hoe-tard)!

hoe-tard by joes wifey! March 15, 2007

GPS-tard 

Someone so reliant on their car GPS system that they use it even though they know the route. Some people are so reliant they need their GPS to find their way out of their driveway. Those who become severely addicted may eventually lose their sense of direction entirely.

"My dad's such a GPS-tard that he uses it when he goes to the wallmart."

"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK

GPS-tard by brawnylicious July 14, 2009