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Penis lasagna

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When you have sexual intercourse with a female that is on her period and also has gonnorhea. Ultimately resulting in a penis lasagna
Bro the girl I banged last night was on her period so I totally baked a fresh penis lasagna
by BW2003 March 14, 2019
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Sinep backwards, a type of mustard from Iceland.
Guy 1: I like squirting Penis on my hot dogs.
Guy 2: Dumbass, you mean Sinep.
by LeilaSP March 26, 2019
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His penis went through his pants
by Elmosuckspenis March 27, 2019
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A male reproductive organ used to have sexual intercourse and if you don’t pull out you will have kids
by Thegreatblackone February 20, 2019
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Penir

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Penir is an imaginary beaver that has a penis shaped face.

To draw Penir, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.

You're nearly done! All that's left are the eyes and teeth. To draw pupils, place 2 dots in the center of the eyes you had first drawn. Secondly, for the teeth, start at the vertex of the "U" bit of Penir's nose, where the tip should have been drawn, and go directly up to the center of the 90-degree line drawn earlier.
You know how to draw a bever?
Of course I know how to draw Penir!
by Smart Boi Dumb May 16, 2019
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A part of a human (tree) that sticks out like a branch. With power to grow and eject sperm to create a baby.
That penis was magical
by Ujnj May 21, 2019
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I have a long penis
by Big fuck April 11, 2019
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