captain red eye 

Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.

My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.

captain red eye by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008

Is Covid-19 Blue or Red?

When punters in the US and the UK are betting whether Democratic-run “blue states” or Republican-led “red states” are likely to yield a greater proportion of infections and fatalities come 11/3.

Latest US results showed that around 53% of deaths have so far occurred in "blue" states and 47% in "red" ones. It’s no wonder that bookmakers are frustratingly changing the odds every other day, by constantly asking: “Is Covid-19 Blue or Red?”

Is Covid-19 Blue or Red? by Covido September 27, 2020

Rudolph's Red Rocket 

Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sleigh.

Rudolph's Red Rocket was in full effect on Christmas night after he noticed blitzen's new boob job and the scent coming from her stench trench.

Rudolph's Red Rocket by Se7en November 16, 2006

Boston Red Sox 

I told you's (did i tell you guys) look at my post i put in september

HAHA Yankee fans i guess that's another waste of over 200 million dollars

Boston Red Sox by some polak November 1, 2004

clifford the big red dong

You are getting a hand job and a female begins to tug too hard, then goes on by indian rugburning your cock. Then you bring your dog in and he licks your nutties/gooch and you finish...then steal the dog.

Dude i got clifford the big red donged last night, my dick hurt so much but i got a new poodle.

clifford the big red dong by m mcdaddy July 20, 2008

Angry Red Dragon

Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.

I know i know...So what is it?

Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.

No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.

Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"

Angry Red Dragon by Abbey-Bitch July 7, 2010

boston red sox 

one of the best baseball teams in the mlb no steroidsd no cheating hint.hint. (Alex Rodriguez)made up of awsome players with great hearts. did one of the best comebacks with the sucky azz yankees in august 2004. won the world sereis against the st.luis cardinals

did u see what the red sox did in game 7 against the yankees: it was crazy.

boston red sox by ivana May 13, 2005