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Chesapeake High School

(Essex, Maryland)
A school in which 30 percent of the school is white 60 percent is black and 10 percent is pretty much the result of when many races accumulate sperm in one giant pile, because I can't tell what the fuck some of these kids are.
But from the 30 percent whites, 20 percent are faggy rednecks. 5 percent are racially confused. and 5 percent are actually chill.
Of the 60 percent black, 59 percent are normal baltimore kids. 1 percent are just awkard fucks.
This school is filled with lowered standards, and teachers that smoke more pot than most of the students. While the administration are all stuck up and strict beyond belief.
Oddly, there are no cliques and the hallways are overly crowded.

(White Kids)
Also, there is a very scare supply of good looking girls.
The majority of them are FUCKING UGLY SLUTS.
And, a good portion have herpies so no one tries to fuck with them except the redneck perverts (who don't have sisters.)

(Black Kids)
They keep to themselves but are usually always chill. Although if you make the mistake of adding them on facebook, good luck figuring out what they are saying.
While many sensitive white kids will get offended by this, I prefer the black kids over the whites at this school, because they aren't as stuck up, whorish, fake, posers, wanna bes, and bluffs. Black kids keep it real at this school. (And 5% of the whites too. And that isn't the Racial Confused 5 percent.)
Guy One: "I go to Chesapeake High School."
Guy Two: "Oh, so you want to be black?"
Guy One(Natural Chesapeake Instincts Have Kicked In) : "0H s0 yh trna pack uhr suhmthin?! ihl ht a bch!"
by Bayhawks October 23, 2010
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The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school
I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together
by Evil Tim August 27, 2003
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Burlington High School

A school in Burlington, Massachusetts. There are over 2,000 students and teachers. Rumor has it that the school was built as a nuclear war bunker or a prison, and that there is a bomb shelter hidden somewhere under the gym. It is very easy to get lost in BHS as there are many hallways and corridors that do not connect to each other. If this happens, beware of the zombies, as they were part of the 1967 Student Protection Program and never left. They will eat you alive and are specially trained to find even the sneakiest ninja (which are also around the school in large populations and kill intruders at first sight).
The high school's team mascot is the Red Devil, and the sports teams include football, baseball, lacrosse, swimming, softball, track/field, and much more. Random and crazy things happen there all the time. If you ever find yourself lost in Burlington High School, do not ask a senior, as they will tell you about the pool on the third floor, which is restricted unless you have a desire to be eaten alive.
He goes to Burlington High School.

She is a BHS Girls' Lacrosse Lady Devil.
by SwimmerGirl453 June 12, 2011
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Jupiter High School

gayest school, with blonde bimbo sluts and stupid jock guys.
by fuckyou123456 June 29, 2009
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fisher middle school

A middle school located in Los Gatos, California that contains a vast majority of stuckup white kids who abuse their rich parents large amounts of money.

At Fisher you will see a wide variety of assholes. It is not uncommon to have gotten drunk by the end of 8th grade. You can be sure to walk into the girls bathroom and see a skinny girl complain about how much "non-fat" yogurt she ate during lunch while applying the amount of makeup equivalent to that of Jeffree Star. Most boys are jocks who are obsessed with tits even though they have never seen a pair.

The principal and vice principal are dikes who's ultimate goal is to rape all the children.
guy 1: hey I'm thinking about going to Fisher Middle School
guy 2: that school sucks don't go there
by smokeybear July 28, 2009
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grad school hot

When mediocre-looking people are perceived to be more attractive than they actually are due to the confines and maladaptive effects of graduate school.

The phenomenon of mediocre-looking people finding themselves fought over by increasingly desperate people.
Is she hot or just grad school hot?

He's totally hot.
You've been in grad school too long. He's only grad school hot.
by meaculpa20vt July 6, 2010
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Brookline High School

Only one word to discribe it. Dope. The girls are dope, the guys are dopey, and it's what everyone's smoking.
"Brookline High School just spanked Newton North at {insert generic sport/activity}." Brookline rocks!
by Miss Midori December 4, 2005
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