Two Kids in a Sandbox 

The single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his penis.

Boy 1 "do you want to cry boy 2"
Boy 2 "yes"
Boy 1 "Watch Two kids in a sandbox"
Boy 2 "crying"

Two Kids in a Sandbox by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009

kiddycock 

One whose cock is small as a child

I compare my kiddycock to other small cocks.

kiddycock by Smallcocks January 30, 2005

kidujp 

kidu a slang for "the great" when combined with "JP" means "JP the Great".

kidujp the best form of mallu known to mankind.

kidujp by shambho April 30, 2005

Kidling 

a child.
young girl.
longing for love.
lives life and wants to always be happy.

Aw look at that kidling.

Kidling by s3love May 11, 2009

kiddie lump 

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.

Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!

kiddie lump by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010

kiddie shit

when an adult is acting in a child like manner, they are presumed to be on some kiddie shit....

"He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"

"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"

kiddie shit by stiff arm myeazy March 1, 2014

kidz bop 

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.

Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.

kidz bop by ManMan36 April 23, 2016