alex

Alex is one of the funniest and sweetest people you'll ever meet. He's a bit of an awkward potato sometimes, as he commonly misunderstands things and becomes speechless to over the top sussiness. Alex is commonly pretty cute and great at golf (or really dedicated at least). He's caring and sweet, with attempts to fix your sleep schedule. Speaking to him will immediately bring a smile to your face, and separating from him is hard, as he's addicting in an odd way. He's also a rizz-lord, although it's unclear if the rizz is targeted specifically towards me or if he's just good at rizz in general. It's a shame he lives so far away, or you'd have to bend him over and spank him.

Me: I spent the whole night talking to Alex. He said he'd hang up and didn't for 5 whole minutes. I think he's addicted to me.
Friend: I think so too

by fireplacedust May 10, 2025

Alex

Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.

Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025

Alex Sun

Alex Sun is the best person ever. He is very comedic and kind. He is Dipper Pines.

Dipper Pines is like Alex Sun

by Dipper_Pines May 14, 2025

alex krankowski

hot sexy man with a big weener

omg its alex krankowski the guy that is super hot and sexy with a big weener

by alex krankowski May 15, 2025

Alexa

The sexiest queen in the world to ever exist and her birthday is September 1st. She always smells good and radiates a light yellow-pink ombré aura. All the guys flock to her and her body is coffee because tea isn’t strong enough to describe it. She doesn’t tolerate bs and has a motherly vibe to her. She is caring and open-minded, not being quick to hate. She is kind and cares for all of her friends. If you know an Alexa, cherish her.

Person: Do you know Alexa?

Other Person: Yes, she’s so beautiful and always smells good.

by poopypumpkin May 26, 2025

Alex

Alex is the factory manager, a great guy and my best friend. I would much rather have Alex as a friend than Peter.

Wow, look its Alex! looking good as always. Not like Peter

by Peter (the accountant) May 28, 2025

Alex

a kid who has no personality who loves ai for some reason, has the biggest gyatt in the universe, you cannot walk in front of him without him running in front of you with his jiggling ass, he will take over the world

Alex giggled in front of me

by bigyatti June 4, 2025