Emily

Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.

I love you Emily.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025

Yeaned

(Verb). Yawned and leaned at the same time.

Teacher: Did you raise your hand?
Me: No, I just yeaned.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025

Alex

Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.

Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025

Osh

(n). that moment in between stubbing your toe and feeling the pain.

John: So as I was saying-
*table obliterates my toe*

Me: OSH-

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025