Have a Nice Day

A sarcastic spin on the common phrase. It is what you tell someone when they get in your way or are making you unhappy. It was originated by Bon Jovi in 2005, and coincides with the red, box-shaped, smirk...a spin on the popular yellow smiley face.

"When the world gets in my face, I say...Have a Nice Day!!"

by acb November 15, 2005

Weasel Stomping Day

Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.

"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"

by Kayla Salmon December 20, 2008

National Hoe Day

Every Friday In the month of July is national hoe day. Meaning you can hoe around fuck as much people as you want and make out with them and all that type of stuff and then the next day not be called a hoe, whore, slut, etc

1: Where are you going?
2: Oh I’m going to go suck on Brad today

1: Isn’t Brad your boyfriends brother!?
2: Yes But didn’t you hear that it’s national hoe day I can mess around with whoever I want without being called a hoe!

by Xx.ifudgedurdog July 13, 2018

National no homo day

No need to say no homo

National no homo day

Kyle: (kisses tyler on lips)
Tyler: no homo
Kyle: it’s ok it’s the 26

by National no homo day October 25, 2019

National hickey day

On April 28th and May 4th are both national hickey day!

Julie:Hey Thomas give me a hickey!
Nathan:No why?
Julie:Because it’s national hickey day!

by Julieaaaan April 22, 2019

Submissive Femboy Day

Submissive femboy Day is on April 10th to celebrate submissive femboys. It is considered second best day of the year behind dominant femboy day. Now is the day to hang out with your submissive femboys and give them "special" attention ;).

Now that it is Submissive Femboy Day I can get all the "special" attention I need!

by SummerHome April 10, 2022

Mental Health Day

A quasi-legitimate excuse to take a day off from school or work. Although the person who takes the day off claims he needs it to finish up some work and regain sanity from the rat race, he usually ends up sleeping in, masturbating and accomplishing less than nothing.

J.C. said he took a mental health day to catch up with work and relax, but instead, spent the whole day fantasizing about Jamie.

by Hrach April 17, 2005