Dippy the cat 

An adorable cat owned by a witty reverend. Stories of Dippy's adventures can be found on Fb.

Dippy the cat loves Flea.

Dippy the cat by 22omgitsme December 15, 2016

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

shaving my cat by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

Litter on a cat 

When your best friend is about to come out of the shower but your pooping on the toilet and he is confused on how you got into his house and you explain it was through the window.

"How the fyck did you get here" said Gerald, "I crawled through the window dude I really needed to Litter on a cat"

Litter on a cat by XxVapeGudxX March 22, 2017

taking the cat for a walk 

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

taking the cat for a walk by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

ram it in my cat

When a girl wants a boy to smash her in the pussy

Shara told daylin to ram it in my cat

ram it in my cat by Ram it in my cat April 19, 2017

Simon's cat 

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

Simon's cat by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

Greasing the cat 

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

Greasing the cat by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017