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No cat

That's no cat, your shirt is beautiful!
by anonymous March 23, 2021
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Window Cat

Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.
I passed three window cats on my way to school. I'm blessed.
by SADpringles September 11, 2020
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Cactus Cat Syndrome

Cactus Cat Syndrome (CCS)
Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
My girl makes me itch she might have Cactus Cat Syndrome
by Dr.Z1 February 5, 2025
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condo cat

A person, typically a female, who has spent their adolescence living in apartments or condos and continues to do so. Their world view and experience is limited to the four walls around them, and they have a personality that could be considered basic. They likely have a cat or small dog and are generally pretty clean.
I dated a condo cat when I moved to the city, but I just couldn't connect with her; she bored me. I think she's an office assistant these days.
by punkrawker April 20, 2022
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Cat who ate the canary

Self satisfied, pleased with one’s self.
My son looked like a cat who ate the canary when we found him with a plate of cookies.
by anonymous February 24, 2022
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Cat

Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.
by thatoneslutthott September 24, 2019
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Cat cafe

A cafe or similar establishment where people pay to interact with cat housed in the premises.
My mom wouldn't let me adopt a kitten.but she said she pay for many trips to the cat cafe as I want
by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021
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