A group that should honestly just be their own ideology. I can't believe some people have the gall to depict them as human beings. They're loud, obnoxious, never shut up about their favorite sport as well as their spot on their
school's varsity sports team, they're usually either Republicans or so-called "Democrats" with a savior complex (i.e. posting a black square for
BLM), comment stuff like "L" or "
Cringe" when an influencer talks about
racism or the
LGBT community, make unfunny pronoun jokes, won't shut up about "Emily
BLM ACAB", thinks "Ratio" and "Quandale Dingle" are the funniest things ever, fetishize MLM relationships in fiction while also going "ayo sus" whenever they see a gay couple in real life, and always use that annoying phrase "Me and the boys🥶". Also will NOT shut up about white
girls liking uggs boots and Starbucks, even though those girls at least
don't obnoxiously scream in someone's ear every 5 seconds about that pumpkin space latte they drank this morning, like most white boys do with their sports teams.
Cole: There's this one mf in my 3rd
period class I can't stand. He won't shut up about that touchdown he made in last night's game, yells really loud in the hallway, and keeps asking me if I know why "white girls love Starbucks so much".
Laila: Sounds like a typical
white boy to me.