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weekend time 

The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.

Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.
Yo, is it time for dinner yet?

Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.

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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!

That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.
weekend time by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Jelly Time 

When a person puts KY jelly on their thumb. Then puts it in there butt usually done between 5 to 9 am or pm.
Hey can you come over around 5? No man its jelly time.
Jelly Time by ray ray12345 April 29, 2010

Dark Time Express 

1) A word used to describe someone with black skin. A person of African descent. A polite way of saying the more offensive word "nigger".

2) A code name for Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad.

3) An imaginary train that black people ride on. They can be seen between 2:00am and 3:15am in the morning. The train carries a cargo of balogna and sesame snaps.
1) Hop aboard the dark time express.

2) What is that dark time express up to?

3) That dark time was on the move!
Dark Time Express by WaffleClaw April 30, 2010

part-time sick partial 

1. to have a strong interest, initially (or in the initial stages), in someone or something

2. to be absolutely crazy for, totally desirous of, or utterly devoted to someone or something

* (in some areas, and amongst some demographic and age groups, the words "mad" or "crazy" may be substituted for the word "sick")
1. Bob : So dude. How's it going with that femme you met at the Gorilla Room Friday night? What's her name? Diana? Cassandra? Yolanda?

Rob : Diana. Yeah bro, have to say - I'm part-time sick partial to some Diana. We spent Friday night and most of Saturday and Sunday intertwined serpentine, up on my king single and things. Haven't been to her place yet though. Remember that woman I met at your brother's wedding who only listened to musicals?

2. Hipster1 : Something inside me died when they broke up. Nothing, like, mortal or fatal, but definitely something.

Hipster2 : Yeah, I used to listen to Out Hud when they were together, too. Seriously part-time sick partial to the S.T.R.E.E.T. D.A.D. release, I think it was on Kranky. They were the best, Out Hud.

Prime Time Newsfeeding

The act of posting/uploading something on facebook when the majority of your friends are online. Your awesome post will appear in the newsfeeds of the many facebookers online at the time. This is done to recieve maximum likes, comments, etc,.

Prime Time Newsfeeding times include:
Mon-Thur 6-12
Sun 7-11
Anna: omg I came up with the best status for facebook.
Kelly: really? you should post it right now.
Anna: naw, I think I'll wait a little and post it around 8 o'clock.
Kelly: Prime Time Newsfeeding. Nice Work.

Secret time 

A time where two or more people seperate themselves from a larger group, and tell about something others in the larger group cannot know.
The two girls went to the corner of the room, where the others couldn't hear, to have secret time.
Girl 1: OMG! Did you know that he told me that she told him that I like him!
Girl 2: Why would she do that? The _____! She knows that I'm the one who likes him!!
Secret time by rumorqueen13 November 2, 2011