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You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

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Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."
by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024
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Upside down Icicle

The upside down icicle is the hypothetical pint from a very specific pub in Pembrokeshire located in the (redacted) valley.

It is defined as a pint you could receive in the winter with a sharp icicle placed sharp side up in the pint concealed by the beer.

This is hypothetically used for when you’re being a bit of a cünt I said (redacted) valley pub.
You better stop being an assħole boi bach or she’ll give you an upside down icicle.
by The_Unlawful_Octopus November 18, 2025
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calm the fuck down cujo

When someone is so mad , for no rational reason.
Hey man I'm pissed Debbie is dating Ray, she knows his brothers friend and I are friends!!!
Calm the fuck down Cujo
by C. Jack. Forrester February 13, 2017
mugGet the calm the fuck down cujomug.

Choking down a birthday donut

Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else
Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.
by Viggø September 14, 2023
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Down Bad

jay when female
jay is down bad for ____.
by veryaccuratedictionary January 23, 2024
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slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.
1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.
by randomegg January 9, 2025
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Shut it down

Shut it all down.
Hym "Ones? One. The correct one. These freaks need to understand that 45% approval means half of the voting democrats (which is 25% of the country) and half of the voting republicans (another 25%) means that only 1/8 of the country is happy with the democrats and 1/8 of the country is happy with the republicans. Meaning these idiot just do not have the numbers to be zealous about anything. So shut it down. Double time. Shut it all down."
by Hym Iam September 17, 2025
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