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Gossipy Old Woman 

An elderly female who spreads rumors and senators Lisa Murkowski and Joe Manchin
You remind me of a gossipy old woman. Do you always spread/start gossip. Believe me if they were dating you would never have pictures, they would hide their relationship. Friends will just laugh together and Allow every picture you want. Click away Trumper.
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The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths
The Gongoozler by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020
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Trailer Park Goulash 

Mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. Normally served with Funyuns and PBR.
Momma always burned trailer park goulash, and made the double wide smell like shit.

I Don’t Feel So Good 

A Phrase that triggers the firey rage of a Tom Holland supporter and often results in a slap, punch, or an insult to your mum
Lopez: *eats egg* I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
A.J: Your mum gae

Lopez says :I Don’t Feel So Good which makes A.J insult his mum

Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019

golden handcuffs 

When you are tethered to a despicable job because of the big money you are paid to do it.
There is no easy removal of the golden handcuffs; you begin to tolerate them almost as if they were not there.
golden handcuffs by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018

golden shot 

an intentional, lethal dose of heroin, can refer to other downers but most likely heroin
guy 1:hey man can i get some heroin?
guy 2:hell no yo wrist is all cut up
guy 1:so?
guy 2:i ain't givin you no golden shot
golden shot by hkjfhjshj February 14, 2012