cock-knock

when you squat over another persons face and spread your ass cheeks while they are passed out and also punch them in the balls which results in them lifting their face into your anus and possibly your balls too if you can get the technique right

Bobby passed out and i had to cock-knock him

by G.G. L.B. August 30, 2008

cock lozenge

A cock lozenge is when you JAM your penis down a sick pedrsons throat and ejaculate on their tonsils!

I gave roland a hot, saucy cock lozenge. LOL.

by QUADROPED June 11, 2006

Cock Mungler

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.

Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.

by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007

cock badger

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name for someone you hate or just feel like telling them something

dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge

by lincolning April 30, 2008

Large cock

A large penis that Dominic is attached with dangling between his legs

Damn dude that's a large cock

by Bod23 April 29, 2019

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

cock smoke

when a man has had so much sex in one day that instead of cumming, his dick barely blows a load.

Payne: "yo i was fuckin this bitch so much yesterday, that my last few loads felt like air shooting out!"
Dro: "yo, your dick was blowin' out some smoke, cock smoke!"

by Payne(40z&9z) September 7, 2009