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wooker

A person whose main function in life revolves around indiscriminate sex esp. those known locally as the bar whore.
Every time I go to the bar in search of a fly chick to take home I end up waking up with a wooker in my bed instead.
by Sergeant Kyle September 28, 2007
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Wonky Tonk

1. Country songs about public policy.

A play on the music genre honky tonk named after the seedy bars where this baudy country style was born and the term wonk for political information junkies.

There have always been protest songs about activism for as long as there has been folk music. Woody and Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, and other political bands like R.E.M. or Rage Against the Machine have made careers out of including politics in their music.

There have also been plenty of patriotic country songs with some political references, but until now there has never been an entire genre devoted entirely to rapping about the specifics of public policy in a rowdy saloon-style country flavor.

The downside is that musicians often lack sufficient wonk and many activists are lacking in tonk.
He's a true wonky tonk singer - I feel I really understand house bill #137 in way I never did before, and I also feel a bit drunk.
by gdolezal June 15, 2011
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wonk

A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.
Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.
by 0l1v3r clozoff December 4, 2011
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The wink-wonk

A euphemistic term for sexual intercourse
Olivia: "are you going to get the wink-wonk tonight?"
Josh: "maybe if I'm lucky"
by banterbus from banter ville December 20, 2017
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wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!
Wonkette is awesome!
by Juice September 24, 2004
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wonk

english (uk) idiot... think wanker that can't get it right.
steve is a complete wonk.
by mrwilke August 24, 2004
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wonker

A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
by Wonker December 2, 2003
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