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unicorn eyes

When a girl has eyes that are the most beautiful eyes that you've ever seen. A guy would do anything to get a girl with them.
by Nodnal Renniks January 15, 2014
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Unicornity

Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.
From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.
by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016
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unicorn squad

A group of individuals usually made up from females and crossdressers that live in a world of sheer fabulousness. the most amazing collection of desirable people that are completely untouchable by the outside world and those not in the squad. Will generally always include a Harley. If you ever find one, 1. your not getting in 2. you will wish you could 3. your life will never be the same again
wow! those are some hot chicks, the most fabulous creatures I've ever seen. must be a unicorn squad!
by candy skulls December 12, 2018
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broken unicorn

When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.
Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.
by Brokenunicorn December 31, 2016
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Rainbows and unicorns

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.
Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."
by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011
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Unicorn Punch

(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!
by Espressojunky July 7, 2009
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unicorn balls

An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!

Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014
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