left turn

The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀

*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn

left turn by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.

Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay 

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen

Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010

major turn on 

Something one finds really attractive.

A guy who can dance is a major turn on

major turn on by OnlineWorld April 24, 2016

Your Turn To Die 

Ok so basically this highschooler named Sara Chidouin and her friend classmate whatever named Joe Tazuna get trapped in a killing game and- oh shit, people die NOOOOOOOOOOOO-

"It's Your Turn To Die"
"No you bitch" Pulls out Keymaster card
"OH FUCK-"

Your Turn To Die by Urbanussy April 26, 2022

Tionesta Turn-Around

The act of performing a Rusty Trombone while yelling racial slurs.

After she gave me the Tionesta Turn-Around I stopped returning her calls.

Tionesta Turn-Around by TheBat27 September 9, 2022

Taking a turn for the Melrose

A phrase which means "Things are so dramatic, it's starting to resemble Melrose Place."

References the 1990's drama filled soap opera, Melrose Place.

Person 1: Can you believe that he likes Lucas, who likes Desiree, who likes Jamie who likes Lucas?

Person 2: Yeah man. This shit is taking a turn for the Melrose.

Taking a turn for the Melrose by MelroseLuva June 19, 2010