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The Dong Bong 

The act of cupping a male's testicles during felatio; Using one hand to firmly grip the shaft, as if smoking cannabis from a "bong"
Steve Why werent you at the party last night?

I was, but katie was Dong Bonging the shit out of me in the closet!

Word: The Dong Bong
The Dong Bong by The Donglord March 12, 2011

The Donatello 

When you or another individual grabs the shaft of your penis, and grips to hard the helmet turns purple.
Jacob screamed with pain with his baby momma gave him a The Donatello after going through his text messages.
The Donatello by Jakeofduty December 20, 2019

choking the donkey 

to masturbate in a zoo
Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

Touch the Donut

An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.
Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!
Touch the Donut by Darren Y June 12, 2009

cream-filling the donut 

to release a burst of man juice into the sweet, preferably tight-holed ass, much preferably a woman
"Si! Si! Si! Ohhh, SIIIIII!!!" -Sounds from working up the power to cream-filling the donut, most preferably from the donut holder

The Dong 

A reference to the Nintendo franchise Donkey Kong. The Dong is a reference to Donkey Kong himself. It is mainly used because almost all of Donkey Kong's portraits portray him with a massive erection.
Dude, the Dong expanded upon me. Thats why i lost that minigame.