Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play

"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"

by MadRizz February 11, 2022

monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.

Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day

by The banter August 10, 2016

Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025

Monke

Monke is compliment that everyone should use. Why Monke is best?
Monke got drip
Monke no like scool
Monke hawt
Monke seggsy
Monke lik anime
Monke kool
Monke no cring
Monke batter than u
Monke no lik fortnite, fortnit cring
Monke use tools
Reasons to bekom monke

Monke

by Local Monke February 16, 2021

Monk

A newly introduced OP champion in clash royale. B-rad and kashman spent 4 hours in a live stream for the best update in 2022, which includes monk.

B-rad: It's monking time.

by Bang ladesh November 2, 2022

monke

A word used widely on the internet referring to monkeys.

Reject humanity return to monke.

by Eyyyy_itsalvee July 20, 2022

Monke

Monke= great life

Trust monke

by AloneTmrw January 31, 2021