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A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter March 6, 2016
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A group of fit young woman and teenage girls. Example. I'll find a hot tub full of fit girls it'll be a clunge fest. Clunge means vagina
Last night was great it was a proper clunge fest
by The banter October 9, 2014
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