surfing

Stepping in to another element while waves roll in you paddle on a board than stand up and glide throgh the water who ever hates it is either emo or troubled.

I went surfing to day and caught a wave i was so stoked.

by Lina bobina April 17, 2006

surfie

a person who is identified by the fact they surf. a social group

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

surfboard

A vagina with all of the hair shaved off.

My brothers g/f has a surfboard.

by Ashley M March 31, 2005

mattress surfing

The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.

"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."

by Daniel C., Esq. April 11, 2008

carpet surfing

a drug fiend of some kind but most likely a cocaine addict that is desperate to find the small amounts of cocaine dropped previously to the ground. in most cases driving them down on there hands and knees covering every inch of the carpet and most likely only finding a taste.

damn i came home last night from the bar and jerome was carpet surfing again!!! what a fucking fiend

by mr.fiend December 13, 2010

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

by weave August 25, 2003

tree surfing

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.

Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.

by jay October 5, 2004