piss dick

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.

Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!

by ronnie_e April 18, 2010

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005

piss drunk

-intoxicated to the point of incoherence that one would urinate in inappropriate places such as on a wall or in a trash can
-very intoxicated

Man I was piss drunk last night; I woke up to a puddle of piss on my floor.

by jim gordon October 9, 2005

pissed off

the feeling that murder is a perfectly acceptable solution to your problems due to anyone and everyone being so bloody annoying.

"i would advise you not to mess with me at this particular moment in time as i am mightly PISSED OFF!!"

by parlez February 17, 2005

Nervous piss

Having to take a piss before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.

Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"

Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous piss before i go up."

by Denman10101 July 22, 2006

piss baby

A person, typically male (and wealthy), who is immature and gets ANGWY when they’re called out on their bullshit, toxic behavior and lack of morals. (see; Donald J. Trump)

Wow, Donald Trump is SUCH a piss baby!

by urban THICCtionary January 13, 2020

piss poor

1)to be extremely broke (out of money)

2)a word to describe something that's inadequate.

1)im gonna be piss poor this month since i spent all my paycheck on crack.

2)I hired someone to paint my car but they did a piss poor job.

by mullett December 21, 2002