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stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.
Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".
by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007
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Situationship

A situationship is when two people aren’t together they’re just having sexual intercourse but doesn’t like when the other talks to anyone else
We’re not in a relationship we’re in a situationship
by ChardaeK November 22, 2021
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fluid situation

Noun
1. A circumstance in which the speaking party has little to no control. One can expect a change of plans. These situations usually arise due to a lack of communication between parties, especially those of large number. If you are a member of said party, expect to sit around, waiting to be told what to do.
Our arrival at WVU will be a fluid situation. Make sure you are prepared to warm up when we can.

Due to the lack of communication from the school, expect our performance to be a fluid situation.
by Lemur017 June 20, 2020
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Cincinnati Compressor Station

When one has received a minimum of 5 Cincinnati Compressors they achieve the status of Cincinnati Compressor Station.
Yo I finally made my room mate a Cincinnati Compressor Station last night.
by More Pimp Smoker September 19, 2009
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action station

Synonym for pornography. 'Action' meaning sex and station referring to a television channel.
They're all the same size on the action station: huge.
by dpatrickb October 15, 2008
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To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.
Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"
by William of the Wet Willie August 13, 2006
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Situational Ethics

A system of ethics that evaluates acts in light of their situational context rather than by the application of moral absolutes.
Situational ethics:

Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.

That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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